Grumpy sick

I went to pick up my six year old from school and we shared this converstation.

Jojo: Mom, guess what!
Mom: I don't know. What?
Jojo: We had a BOY sub today! He was cool.
Mom: Oh, where was Mrs. W.?
Jojo: Yesterday she was grumpy sick and today she was really sick.

It makes me wonder and worry a little about what my children say about me. Do you have any great stories about what your kids say?